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28 minutes | Friday, August 16, 2024
Join Lee, Chadrick, and Producer Mike as they dive into the messy world of politics, from Trump's mysterious Montana "glitch" to Tim Waltz's sly jabs. In this laugh-out-loud episode, they explore why Vance can't seem to get off the couch—literally and figuratively. With crowd sizes, ketchup-splattered walls, and a strange fixation on sofa cushions, this episode is packed with humor, satire, and the absurdity of modern-day campaigning. Grab your Gerber Bananas with Tapioca and prepare for some cheeky commentary on everything from toddler tantrums to political meltdowns!
28 minutes | Friday, August 9, 2024
In this week's uproarious episode, Lee, Chadrick, and Mike are back at full quorum, and they're not holding back! After Chadrick's brief sabbatical for some "life stuff" (including some highly suspect pole dancing classes), the trio dives headfirst into the latest political rollercoaster. From analyzing the GOP's bizarre convention choices (who knew JD Vance had a secret mascara habit?) to imagining Joe Biden and Jill doubled over with laughter, this episode is packed with sharp wit, zany analogies, and the kind of political commentary only this crew can deliver. Plus, why Trump's latest ra...
28 minutes | Friday, August 2, 2024
In this zany episode of Romance Out Loud, Lee Swift and Producer Mike navigate the political circus! With Chadrick Douglas on assignment (aka still moving houses), our dynamic duo dives into everything from JD Vance's eyeliner to Kamala Harris on RuPaul's Drag Race. Tune in for cat lady conspiracies, presidential predictions, and a hearty dose of gay perspective on today's political drama. Get ready for laughs, insights, and the realization that sometimes the world of politics is just as fabulous—and chaotic—as a drag show!
28 minutes | Friday, July 26, 2024
In this outrageously entertaining episode of Romance Out Loud, Lee Swift and Producer Mike cover for the ever-elusive Chadrick (currently on assignment, aka moving to a new house) and tackle the wild world of modern politics and neighborly antics. From Biden's debate blunders to Trump's magical ear bandages, no topic is off-limits. Marvel at the sheer absurdity of wrestling obsessions, debate debacles, and neighbors who fly "F Biden" flags in their backyards. Plus, hear about Kamala's rise, the power of the Beyoncé-Taylor Swift alliance, and why propping up a candidate isn't as easy as it l...
28 minutes | Friday, July 19, 2024
In this heartfelt and nostalgic episode of Romance Out Loud, hosts Lee Swift and Chadrick Douglas, along with Producer Mike, dive deep into their earliest memories of recognizing their sexuality. From childhood crushes and clandestine moments to the impact of the AIDS crisis, the trio shares poignant and humorous stories that shaped their understanding of love and identity. Join us for an episode filled with candid reflections, laughter, and a touch of drama as we explore the journeys that brought us to where we are today.
28 minutes | Friday, July 12, 2024
In this episode, Lee, Chadrick, and producer Mike dive into summer weather woes, from heatwaves to unexpected chilly mornings. They share hilarious anecdotes about staying cool, including Chadrick's unexpected facial emergency and the trio's unique take on naming hurricanes after drag queens. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as Chadrick recounts his childhood home, designed with Disney-like ingenuity, complete with an indoor waterfall. Tune in for a blend of humor, weather talk, and whimsical memories.
28 minutes | Friday, July 5, 2024
In this lively episode of "Romance Out Loud," hosts Lee, Chadrick and Mike dive into the hot topics of July: fireworks, patriotism, and personal freedom. As the summer heats up, they explore the mixed emotions around Fourth of July celebrations, from the joy of professional firework displays to the anxiety they cause for pet owners and the dangers of amateur pyrotechnics. The trio also reflects on the complexities of displaying the American flag alongside the Pride flag in today's polarized society. Join them for a candid conversation filled with humor, nostalgia, and insightful perspective...
28 minutes | Friday, June 28, 2024
In this rib-tickling episode of Romance Out Loud, hosts Lee, Chadrick and Mike reminisce about the infamous pee talk from the previous episode to discussing the scandalous attempt to cancel the beloved Dolly Parton (spoiler: it didn't go well). The boys wade through the murky waters of political correctness in 80s movies, get nostalgic about the 80s Brat Pack, and laugh at the folly of old Hollywood stereotypes. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, unexpected tangents, and maybe a little too much truth. Don't forget to grab your rainbow-colored glasses!
28 minutes | Friday, June 21, 2024
In this hilarious and candid episode of "Romance Out Loud," hosts Lee Swift, Chadrick Douglas and Producer Mike dive into the absurdities of Father's Day cards. From overpriced generic greetings to inappropriate and humorous messages, they leave no card uncriticized. The conversation takes a wild turn as Chadrick introduces the concept of "grapefruiting," a bizarre and comedic sexual practice popularized by the movie "Girls Trip." Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, quirky insights, and the unique charm that only this trio can deliver. 
28 minutes | Friday, June 14, 2024
Hosts Lee, Chadrick and Mike dive into the vibrant and multifaceted world of Pride Month. They share their personal experiences with pride parades, discuss the impact of corporate pride logos, and tackle the ever-persistent question among the rainbow-averse: "Why isn't there a straight pride month?" The boys also explore the controversies surrounding pride displays in major retailers like Target and reflect on the intersection of profit and genuine support for the LGBTQ+ community. With a mix of humor, heartfelt stories, and insightful commentary, this episode moves with the beat of a disco...
28 minutes | Friday, June 7, 2024
Join hosts Lee, Chadrick, and Mike in this lively episode of "Romance Out Loud" as they navigate the vibrant intersections of pride, politics, and patriotism. From hilarious jabs at political figures to a heartfelt discussion on the evolving symbolism of the American flag, this episode is as colorful as a Pride parade. Tune in to hear about creative acts of defiance in Florida, the curious case of unsold Fourth of July merchandise, and why some flags now feel more divisive than ever. Get ready for a thought-provoking yet humorous journey through the rainbow-colored lens of current events.
28 minutes | Friday, May 31, 2024
In this episode of "Romance Out Loud," hosts Lee Swift and Chadwick Douglas, along with producer Mike, dive into the absurdity and hilarity of life through their signature rainbow-colored glasses. The boys touch upon the controversial world of conversion therapy and tackle the latest congressional drama featuring a viral showdown between Jasmine Crockett and Marjorie Taylor Greene, complete with sassy comebacks and trademarked insults. Join us for a mix of laughter, scandal, and heartfelt relationship advice, all seasoned with a dash of gay spirit animal wisdom. Don't miss out on the fun—hi...
28 minutes | Friday, May 24, 2024
In this episode of Romance Out Loud, the boys dive into the uproar surrounding a recent graduation speech by Kansas City Chiefs kicker, Harrison Butker, who might be sending off gaydar signals... or not. The speech, delivered at a conservative Catholic college, included controversial remarks on women's roles and pride, which have since ignited a firestorm of criticism and debate. The hosts discuss the broader implications for the NFL, the backlash from Taylor Swift fans, and the potential fallout for Butker. Tune in for a lively discussion on freedom of speech, societal values, and the inte...
28 minutes | Friday, May 17, 2024
This week, the trio confronts a humbling truth: Romance Out Loud hasn't made it into the top 100 gay podcasts list. From questioning the metrics of podcast rankings to speculating about ghost listeners, the conversation meanders through the strange algorithms of social media, the morbid fascination with historical post-mortem photography, and the bizarre aspects of modern celebrity culture, including a cheeky nod to Ricky Martin's viral towel pic. Of course we've got the Stormy Daniels testimony and the latest updates on Trump's legal battles.  If you love a mix of humor, hot takes, and hea...
28 minutes | Friday, May 10, 2024
A veritable ship of fools sails the globe these days. We've got ammosexuals forgetting that bullets can keep them trapped in paradise. We've got Dubai flooding for what we can only surmise is their disdain for LGBTQ+ to publicly hold hands. We've got our own American Tooter sitting in court defying (or adding to) gag orders and all kinds of other puns. Enjoy!
28 minutes | Friday, May 3, 2024
A bit of a history lesson on some key court decisions affecting LGBTQ+ lives and the current justices who are out to undo all the progress. But that's enough comedy! Have you seen the latest courtroom sketches? Speaking about 'sketch comedy' and courtroom gag orders, something doesn't quite smell right at a certain someone's trial.
28 minutes | Friday, April 26, 2024
A total eclipse for the ages has the boys talking about everything but Bonnie Tyler. The life-changing experience is not to be missed if you ever get the chance but heed our advice: keep your phones down and enjoy the moment! Some of us didn't listen. Also, is being big and stupid attractive? Plus some nudie mag talk and a game show that could be called Deal or Death. Enjoy!
28 minutes | Friday, April 19, 2024
You want your money laundered? Let us count the ways a former President has done just that. Let's just say those Towers of "Babble" around the world that carry a certain name ain't really occupied by much other than grift. From literal trials and the tribulations of women's rights in Florida, the boys tack a bit political in this episode (what isn't these days?) but there's a reason. When they go after the gays, all bets are off.
28 minutes | Friday, April 12, 2024
Beyonce's white horse and big western hat has a few old-country racists seeing red ... and we're here for all of it. Go Queen Bey! Meanwhile, the Feds are combing Combs (as in P Diddy) for some nasty evidence of really bad things as accusations fly. Person, woman, man, camera, TV? Nah. More like: Hat, house, Kate, crow, getting molested.
28 minutes | Friday, April 5, 2024
Can a gay man have a good time at a straight strip club? Of course! But some straight men hestitate going to gay bars, even with friends. Why is that? Also, if you're gay, you probably know a flight attendant or two. Back in the early days (and the glamor days) of air travel flight attendants had to put up with much more than air rage and unwashed, underdressed passengers. They had to fight for their rights to marry, have decent pay and not be fired at age 32.
28 minutes | Friday, March 29, 2024
Oh there's dust in the air! An automatic vacuum goes rogue as the boys kick up the dirt over dirty websites in Texas.  Yep, the latest sex "crime" has porn lovers scrambling for alternative ways of finding their filth.
28 minutes | Friday, March 22, 2024
**Note: Our episodes are recorded in advance. The references to the royal family in this episode were done without recent knowledge of Kate Middleton's medical condition. We wish her the best of health and all the consideration and respect she and her family deserve. Show notes: Chadrick is on the move again. Again? Yep. But there's lots to ponder in this episode. Keeping up appearances has become a royal pain in the ass. Plus, another psychic, another choking hazard for one of the presidential candidates. Time to raid the kitty and hope no one scratches!
28 minutes | Friday, March 15, 2024
The State of the Union produced some of the best comedy material in recent memory and the internet didn't disappoint. Speaking of politics, we gays are still scared of the future if things go bad, but fewe were more scary this past week than Alabama Senator Katie Britt and her demon-eyes-Stepford rebuttal to the President's speech. Oh and the Oscars happened!
28 minutes | Friday, March 8, 2024
What does it mean to be bissextile? It's not what you think. Let's talk about keeping our privates private, being pee shy and what "mirror-mirror on the wall" really means. It'a actually mirror-mirror on the wall, and floor, and ceiling.
28 minutes | Friday, March 1, 2024
Are shelves of eggs in Alabama supermarkets now considered orphanages? OK, it's a stolen paraphrased joke, but thank you Betty Bowers for allowing us to laugh at this! We talk Beyonce going country, the Grand Ol' Opry, fires at landmark buildings and a "fine people" comment from a Fox News guest that went over like a racist lead balloon. It's March, folks! Deal with it.
29 minutes | Friday, February 23, 2024
Superbowl hangover? Not here! Yes, there's Taylor Swift talk and Ye's antics at the game but in the end, she was the focus, right? Oh yea, and the team that won the damn thing. The boys also talk about collectibles which naturally turns the conversation to racism. Huh? Very interesting.
28 minutes | Friday, February 16, 2024
The post-Valentine's Day episode is here with lots of plate throwing and breakup talk and loofahs for everyone! Meanwhile that other big day has also passed and we do our best to predict what would/did happen at the Super Bowl having recorded our episode prior to both days. Also, you'll never guess who the Taylor Swift haters are lifting to become their answer to her star power. You just won't. Nope.
28 minutes | Friday, February 9, 2024
Chadrick is off on a cruise so Lee and Mike play backup singers to the vacationing 'Diva of Dialogue' and talk about body grooming, manscaping products, supermarket dilemmas and why parking lots are more dangerous than holes being blown off the side of airplanes. Happy travels everyone!
28 minutes | Friday, February 2, 2024
We're in the throes of winter season, award season, bitching season so we talk about all of this and more in this episode. From icy queens on power trips to marrying cousins and award show faux pas, we've covered it!
29 minutes | Friday, January 26, 2024
Cruise drink packages... worth it? Would you go see a wet t-shirt contest with 80-year-olds? That gay New Year's kiss on CNN reminds us of a time when American TV was more daring than it is today. Plus, you'll never guess who got dissed in the most gay-bitch fashion at a congressional  c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶ hearing. Actually, you can kind of guess.
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